The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.