The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.