The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.