The Snap Count Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Taylor gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.