The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.