The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.