The Late Scratch Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
73%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.