The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.