The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.