The Garbage-Time Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Ref: "Number Taylor, that's a flag." Taylor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.