The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Taylor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.