The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Taylor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.