The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Taylor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.