The Hamstring Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Taylor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.