The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Taylor gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.