The Snap Count Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.