The Committee Backfield Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.