The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Taylor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.