The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
78%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.