The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Taylor gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.