The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.