The Late Scratch Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- The team goes up 21 early and Taylor gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
83%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.