The Committee Backfield Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.