The Snap Count Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Taylor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.