The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Taylor loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
80%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.