The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Taylor will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.