The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Taylor will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.