The Fumble Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Taylor gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
77%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.