The Hamstring Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Ref: "Number Taylor, that's a flag." Taylor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.