The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.