The Hamstring Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- James runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
92%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.