The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.