The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- James is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.