The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Love takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.