The Bad Snap Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.
- Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.