The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
91%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.