The Kneel-Down Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.