The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.