The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
74%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.