The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Love tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.