The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.