The Pick-Six Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
92%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Love's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.