The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.