The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
75%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Love's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.