The Kneel-Down Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.
- Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
84%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.