The Sack Spiral Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.