The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Love, Love, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.