The Overthrow Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Love, Love, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.