The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.