The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.
- Love will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
90%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.